Sorry,
I’ve not been here of late. No, I’ve not been on another shopping spree! Blimey
what do you think I am? Don’t answer that, just in case I don’t like it.
The
reason I aint been here is not down to me, but to Miss P, the author. Seems she
had a spot of bovver with her internet, WIFI. Ten days without it. Blimey, she
got her knickers in a right twist before telling me she now has a new provider,
new router and everything. So, it seems, we are all honky dory and hence why I’m
able to have a bit of a chat with you. I sound knowledgeable don’t I? Don’t be
fooled, I know nothing about WIFI. Me gal, Trish, tried to explain, but if you
ask me I couldn’t be doing with all that malarkey. I can only write this
because I’ve one of those tablet things you can talk to and they type it for
you. I know, I should try and learn more. At my age I should be part of the IT
world, that’s what Trish keeps banging on about.
Aside
from the shenanigans of the last week, I had promised you I would talk about
the pirate author, I will once everything works for Miss P, so please come back
soon. And, if you’ve read my story, do tell me what you think, cos every word
of it is true.
Until
next time.
TTFN
Dor