Wednesday 14 August 2019

What a Palaver!


Sorry, I’ve not been here of late. No, I’ve not been on another shopping spree! Blimey what do you think I am? Don’t answer that, just in case I don’t like it.

The reason I aint been here is not down to me, but to Miss P, the author. Seems she had a spot of bovver with her internet, WIFI. Ten days without it. Blimey, she got her knickers in a right twist before telling me she now has a new provider, new router and everything. So, it seems, we are all honky dory and hence why I’m able to have a bit of a chat with you. I sound knowledgeable don’t I? Don’t be fooled, I know nothing about WIFI. Me gal, Trish, tried to explain, but if you ask me I couldn’t be doing with all that malarkey. I can only write this because I’ve one of those tablet things you can talk to and they type it for you. I know, I should try and learn more. At my age I should be part of the IT world, that’s what Trish keeps banging on about.

Aside from the shenanigans of the last week, I had promised you I would talk about the pirate author, I will once everything works for Miss P, so please come back soon. And, if you’ve read my story, do tell me what you think, cos every word of it is true.

Until next time.
TTFN
Dor