Thursday, 7 November 2019

I'm in Bits!

My gal, Trisha is over on Miss P’s Blog and she’s made me cry… goodness what has got into her? Click here to find out why I’m in bits!

Wednesday, 2 October 2019

I'm In Love

Hello, sorry I ain't been around much of late, there’s lots going on and we’re all a bit stressed, well Miss P is! *Phew*

Anyway, you’ll never believe what the pirate author has just gone and done? Course you can’t.
As you know my gal has read her pirate books, seems he’s a rum lad, that pirate.
Now it seems having a pirate in your life is not enough trouble and Helen, that’s the pirate author’s name, has gone and got two gorgeous donkeys.

Dumpy Donk

I know nothing about animals, apart from the can make a lot of noise and bite you, but I have to admit I've fallen in love with these. They are just so cute. They are rescues and couldn’t have gone to a better home. If my circumstances hadn’t changed like they had, I would have been well made-up had the pirate author rescued the two of us!!


Now you’ve met Barney and Dumpy Donk, I couldn’t show them off, without including a picture of Wonky Donk who sadly passed away earlier this year. I used to hear about Wonky when I was telling my story and Miss P was scribbling it down.

Wonky Donk

Well, that’s about it for today, so thanks for stopping by and I’ll try and be better at talking to you. And, don’t forget to read my story, The Birthday Card, cos, it’s all true…!

By the way, if you’d like to find out about the pirate, click here, what a rascal he is!

Until next time.
Dor x

Friday, 20 September 2019

Me Hearts all of a flutter...

Me hearts of all of flutter. I’ve just popped over to Miss P’s Blog and seen what one reader had to say about my story… Blimey!

Click HERE to see what’s got me going.

Until next time.
Dor x

Wednesday, 14 August 2019

What a Palaver!

Sorry, I’ve not been here of late. No, I’ve not been on another shopping spree! Blimey what do you think I am? Don’t answer that, just in case I don’t like it.

The reason I aint been here is not down to me, but to Miss P, the author. Seems she had a spot of bovver with her internet, WIFI. Ten days without it. Blimey, she got her knickers in a right twist before telling me she now has a new provider, new router and everything. So, it seems, we are all honky dory and hence why I’m able to have a bit of a chat with you. I sound knowledgeable don’t I? Don’t be fooled, I know nothing about WIFI. Me gal, Trish, tried to explain, but if you ask me I couldn’t be doing with all that malarkey. I can only write this because I’ve one of those tablet things you can talk to and they type it for you. I know, I should try and learn more. At my age I should be part of the IT world, that’s what Trish keeps banging on about.

Aside from the shenanigans of the last week, I had promised you I would talk about the pirate author, I will once everything works for Miss P, so please come back soon. And, if you’ve read my story, do tell me what you think, cos every word of it is true.

Until next time.

Friday, 26 July 2019


Hello! And thanks for stopping by. Before I launch into telling you about me seeing the Queen, have you seen what Miss P as on her Blog today? No! It’s a rhino on the roof. Lordy, lordy, how on earth did it get there I’d like to know?
Click here to see it, cos I aint imagining it! And don’t forget to come back here!

Now you’re back, I did see the Queen. Have you ever seen the Queen? I don’t mean on TV but out in the street? That day, I was in a very special and old building, I can’t reveal this, but it is in my story. There she was, sat in the back of a black limousine, wearing light blue, I’m sure it was light blue. Once I realised who it was in the procession of cars, I squealed loudly. ‘Blimey, it’s the Queen,’ and did a quick curtsey before waving at her. I swear she waved back at me. I won’t include here what Trish said, cheeky mare she can be at times. Anyway, don’t forget you can take a butchers at my stories, and I did see the Queen!

The Birthday Card
Sometimes It Happens…

I promise you you’ll have a laugh, I did telling the story and so did Miss P as did that pirate author. Next time, I’ll tell you a bit about her, the pirate author I mean. So make sure you come back for a cuppa. I promise we’ll have a teabag each!

Monday, 22 July 2019

Lordy, lordy!

Miss P’s been flicking through Facebook and would you believe it, she saw this! 
Lordy, lordy, it’s brought me out in a flush and a few giggles!

“... just reading, didn't think it would be, but it is hard to put down!!!!”

Available in Kindle from all Amazon sites

Friday, 19 July 2019

Mr Greedy

I think we all have a Mr Greedy in our neighbourhood. Down our street, Mr Greedy owns the corner shop, yes they are still going, thankfully! Of course, that’s not the owners real name, it’s Mr Patel. I call him Mr Greedy, cos everything in his shop is bleedin’ expensive and often, than not, out of date!
There’s a supermarket no more than a hundred yards away from his shop and a lot cheaper, but they don’t offer the service Mr Greedy does.
Living in a high-rise flat on a large estate and doing three cleaning jobs a day, might sound ok, but no matter what I save on, I never get ends to meet. So this is where Mr Greedy comes in because he allows me to have me goodies on the slate. I’m supposed to pay up on Friday when I get me pay packet, but there are times when, I need to pay the rent first. Those weeks, I send Trisha in to get the bits we need and me ciggies. I hear you sniff at me wasting me dosh on fags, well a gal has to have some pleasure. Believe you me, I won’t get through the day without a smoke!

If you want to find out more about me, Trish and Mr Greedy, then give me story a once over, it’s not gloomy at all, I like nothing better than a laugh, or a giggle. Even Mr Greedy had to admit, I’m his best ‘slate’ customer, now that’s an accolade… I think!

By the way, did I tell you I saw the Queen? No, not in Mr Greedy’s, but I did see her.

The Birthday Card is available in Kindle from all Amazon sites including these two