Wednesday, 14 August 2019

What a Palaver!


Sorry, I’ve not been here of late. No, I’ve not been on another shopping spree! Blimey what do you think I am? Don’t answer that, just in case I don’t like it.

The reason I aint been here is not down to me, but to Miss P, the author. Seems she had a spot of bovver with her internet, WIFI. Ten days without it. Blimey, she got her knickers in a right twist before telling me she now has a new provider, new router and everything. So, it seems, we are all honky dory and hence why I’m able to have a bit of a chat with you. I sound knowledgeable don’t I? Don’t be fooled, I know nothing about WIFI. Me gal, Trish, tried to explain, but if you ask me I couldn’t be doing with all that malarkey. I can only write this because I’ve one of those tablet things you can talk to and they type it for you. I know, I should try and learn more. At my age I should be part of the IT world, that’s what Trish keeps banging on about.

Aside from the shenanigans of the last week, I had promised you I would talk about the pirate author, I will once everything works for Miss P, so please come back soon. And, if you’ve read my story, do tell me what you think, cos every word of it is true.

Until next time.
TTFN
Dor


Friday, 26 July 2019

Curtsey!


Hello! And thanks for stopping by. Before I launch into telling you about me seeing the Queen, have you seen what Miss P as on her Blog today? No! It’s a rhino on the roof. Lordy, lordy, how on earth did it get there I’d like to know?
Click here to see it, cos I aint imagining it! And don’t forget to come back here!

Now you’re back, I did see the Queen. Have you ever seen the Queen? I don’t mean on TV but out in the street? That day, I was in a very special and old building, I can’t reveal this, but it is in my story. There she was, sat in the back of a black limousine, wearing light blue, I’m sure it was light blue. Once I realised who it was in the procession of cars, I squealed loudly. ‘Blimey, it’s the Queen,’ and did a quick curtsey before waving at her. I swear she waved back at me. I won’t include here what Trish said, cheeky mare she can be at times. Anyway, don’t forget you can take a butchers at my stories, and I did see the Queen!

The Birthday Card
&
Sometimes It Happens…

I promise you you’ll have a laugh, I did telling the story and so did Miss P as did that pirate author. Next time, I’ll tell you a bit about her, the pirate author I mean. So make sure you come back for a cuppa. I promise we’ll have a teabag each!

Monday, 22 July 2019

Lordy, lordy!


Miss P’s been flicking through Facebook and would you believe it, she saw this! 
Lordy, lordy, it’s brought me out in a flush and a few giggles!

“... just reading, didn't think it would be, but it is hard to put down!!!!”




Available in Kindle from all Amazon sites


Friday, 19 July 2019

Mr Greedy


I think we all have a Mr Greedy in our neighbourhood. Down our street, Mr Greedy owns the corner shop, yes they are still going, thankfully! Of course, that’s not the owners real name, it’s Mr Patel. I call him Mr Greedy, cos everything in his shop is bleedin’ expensive and often, than not, out of date!
There’s a supermarket no more than a hundred yards away from his shop and a lot cheaper, but they don’t offer the service Mr Greedy does.
Living in a high-rise flat on a large estate and doing three cleaning jobs a day, might sound ok, but no matter what I save on, I never get ends to meet. So this is where Mr Greedy comes in because he allows me to have me goodies on the slate. I’m supposed to pay up on Friday when I get me pay packet, but there are times when, I need to pay the rent first. Those weeks, I send Trisha in to get the bits we need and me ciggies. I hear you sniff at me wasting me dosh on fags, well a gal has to have some pleasure. Believe you me, I won’t get through the day without a smoke!

If you want to find out more about me, Trish and Mr Greedy, then give me story a once over, it’s not gloomy at all, I like nothing better than a laugh, or a giggle. Even Mr Greedy had to admit, I’m his best ‘slate’ customer, now that’s an accolade… I think!

By the way, did I tell you I saw the Queen? No, not in Mr Greedy’s, but I did see her.

The Birthday Card is available in Kindle from all Amazon sites including these two


Thursday, 18 July 2019

Tuesday, 16 July 2019

Sharing a Few Secrets...

Bleedin' hell! I'm being talked about over at the Blog of the pirate author.
I can tell you, these authors have a wicked way at getting you to talk!
If you've got a moment, please pop along and keep my company.... thanks!



Monday, 15 July 2019

Mentioned in a Newsletter from Amsterdam!



Blimey! You can knock me down wiv a feather!
 Today, my story is mentioned in a newsletter from Amsterdam! 
Art crime writer, Jennifer S Alderson has featured, The Birthday Card in her newsletter.  All of this is happening because I bought a birthday card for me neighbour.

You can read Jennifer's newsletter by clicking HERE